Boz's Choice

True or False Answers

2006-09-13T18:05:00.000-07:00

True or False?
1. I was in a airplane that almost crashed.
True, on a flight from Detroit to Philadelphia we flew through such a bad storm that a woman jumped up and tried to open the hatch. When we finally landed in New York and not Philadelphia, grown men kissed the ground.
2. I had tickets to see Woodstock but my parents wouldn't let me go.
False, I was in the Air Force and stationed in Mississippi and didn't even hear about Woodstock until after it was over.
3. I flunked Drivers Education twice.
True, actually I didn't fail, I just quit, and took it in the summer.
4. I was in a category five hurricane.
True, when I was stationed in Mississippi in 1969 Hurricane Camille hit. Camille made Katrina look like an afternoon rain shower.
5. My sister dated the bass player in Bob Seger's first band.
False, but she did date a guy who had the fastest car in Roseville, a 1961 Ford Galaxie with a 409 cubic inch V8 engine.
6. When I was in the Air Force I served with a guy who is now the mayor of Jackson, Mississippi.
True, he was my flight commander, he was a 2nd Lt, but I don't remember what his name is.
7. I had sex in a prison.
False, but I did have a chance to visit a prison in Bursa Turkey where women could work off their sentence as prostitutes, and just how weird is that, I changed my mind at the last minute, and I'm glad that I did.
8. I sent in an application to be on Jeopardy but never heard back from them.
False, hey, if I had sent in an application I would have been accepted and become the biggest winner in Jeopardy history!
9. My sister's best friend's daughter was one of Barker's Beauties on The Price is Right.
True, her name was Chantelle, or Shantelle, and I think she took Diane Parkinson's place, and was on the show for a couple of years until she quit to pursue a non-existent acting career.
10. I was one of four finalists for Macomb County teacher of the year in 1981.
False, hahahahahaha.

Real World ... Anthology Style and Real World Aussie Style

2005-10-12T22:32:00.000-07:00

Disk One
Rosa
1. Come On Eileen - Reel Big Fish
2. Bizarre Love Triangle - Frente
3. Funky Town - Aha
4. Easy Like Sunday Morning - Faith No More
5. You Were Right - Badly Drawn Boy
6. Mr. Jones - Counting Crowes
7. All These Things That I've Done - The Killers
Jonnie
8. I Don't Want To Go To School No More - The Donnas
9. Homocide - 999
10. Seattle Grunge Band Blues (That's Alternative - Todd Snyder)
11. Monkey Vs Robot - James Kochalka Superstar
12. Steak For Chicken - Moldy Peaches
13. Hot Chocolate Boy - Beat Happening
14. Billy's Dead - Deadbolt
Dvl
15. Bitttersweet Synphony - The Verve
16. Silly Girl - The Descendents
17. Genius Of Love - Tom Tom Club
18. Never Say Never - Romeo Void
19. Love Will Tear Us Apart - Nouvelle Vague
20. Fuck Authority - Pennywise
21. Number One Crush - Garbage

Disk Two
Sandra
1. Born To Run - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
2. It's All Over Now Baby Blue - Bob Dylan
3. Light That Ass On Fire - Busta Rhymes
4. In Your Room - Depeche Mode
5. Der Kommisar - Falco
6. Ich Bin Ein Junger Werewolf - Der Fleich
7. Hey Boy, Hey Girl - The Chemical Brothers
8. 99 Problems - Jay-Z
AmyJo
9. Debra - Beck
10. Drove All Night - Bruce Springsteen
11. Whinin' Boy Blues - Jelly Roll Morton
12. November - Tom Waits
13. The KKK Took My Baby Away - The Ramones
14. Jersey Thursday - Donovan
15. All Around The World - Little Willie John
16. Tainted Love - Soft Cell
17. Cemetary Gates - Morrisey
18. Kiss - Prince

Disk Three
TheDexter
1. Paloma - Carbon Leaf
2. Because The Night - 10,000 Maniacs
3. Glow - Alien Ant Farm
4. Come To My Window - Melissa Etheridge
5. Here It Comes - Modest Mouse
6. Dramamine - Modest Mouse
7. Psychobabble - Frou Frou
8. Things I Don't Remember - Ugly Casanova
Belle
9. New Years Eve - The Walkmen
10. Deadly Handsome Man - Marcy Playground
11. Evil - Interpol
12. Your Ex-Lover Is Dead - Stars
13. The Gash - Flaming Lips
14. Nothing Better - The Postal Service
15. Hotel Yorba - The White Stripes
Boz
16. Just A Little - The Beau Brummels
17. When I Was Young - The Animals
18. You're Gonna Miss Me - The 13th Floor Elevators
19. My Generation - The Who
20. Dirty Water - The Standells
21. Shakin' All Over - The Guess Who
22. I'm Not Like Everybody Else - The Kinks

Real World Aussie Style

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Track Listing for ...

2005-09-17T18:00:00.000-07:00

Boz's Brickbats: A Compilation of Humorous, Satirical, and Novelty Songs

Volume One
1. Hockey Monkey - James Kochalka
2. Martian Hop - The Ran-Dels
3. Leader of the Laundromat - The Detergents
4. Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
5. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Camp Granada) - Alan Sherman
6. Witch Doctor - David Seville
7. Can Blue Men Sing The Whites - Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band
8. Basketball Jones - Cheech & Chong featuring Tyrone Shoelaces
9. I'm A Hog For You Baby - The Coasters
10. Cover Of The Rolling Stone - Dr. Hook And The Medicine Show
11. Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsel
12. Who Put The Benzedrinde In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine - Harry the Hipster Gordon
13. Shaving Cream - Benny Bell
14. Flower Punk - The Mothers Of Invention
15. They're Coming To Take Me Away - Napolean the XIV
16. Baby Let Me Bang Your Box - Hank Ballard and the Midnighters
17. Troglodyte - The Jimmy Castor Bunch
18. Let It All Hang Out - The Hombres
19. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor - Lonnie Donegan
20. Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
21. Licks Off Of Records - Martin Mull
22. Mister Spaceman - The Holy Modal Rounders
23. Are You A Boy, Or Are You A Girl - The Barbarians
24. Rednecks - Randy Newman
25. Disco Duck - Rick Dees
26. Chug-A-Lug - Roger Miller
27. The Mouse - Soupy Sales
28. Western Movies - The Olympics
29 CB Savage - Rod Hart

Volume Two
1. Please Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
2. My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
3. Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb - Connie Stevens and Ed "Kookie" Byrnes
4. Tans Shoes With Pink Shoelaces - Dodie Stevens
5. Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
6. Alley Oop - The Hollywood Argyles
7. Borneo - Jim Kweskin Jug Band
8. Don't Bogart That Joint - Fraternity of Man
9. Stranded In The Jungle - The Cadets
10. The Belle Of Avenue A - The Fugs
11. The Curley Shuffle - Jump In The Saddle Band
12. Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland
13. Seven Little Girls Sittin' In The Backseat - Paul Evans and the Curls
14. Charlie on the MTA - The Kingston Trio
15. Beep Beep - The Playmates
16. Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
17. Political Science - Randy Newman
18. Ahab The Arab - Ray Stevens
19. The Rodeo Song - Chris LeDoux
20. Constipation Blues - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
21. King Tut - Steve Martin
22. Along Came Jones - The Coasters
23. Short Shorts - The Royal Teens
24. Brand New Key - Melanie
25. Three Little Fishies - Kay Kayser Orchestra
26. My Name Is Larry - Wild Man Fisher

Answers to Boz's Choice

2005-09-16T11:45:00.000-07:00

1. What year did I graduate from high school?
a. 1967 - Jonnie, dvl,
b. 1968 - thedexter, Sandra,
c. 1969 - belle,
d. I didn't, I got a GED -

2. What is Mother Boz's first name?
a. Martha -
b. Amanda -
c. Margaret - thedexter, Jonnie, dvl, Sandra, belle,
d. Helen -

3. How many brothers and or sisters do I have?
a. I'm an only child -
b. Two sisters - thedexter, Jonnie, dvl, Sandra, belle,
c. Two brothers -
d. A brother and a sister -

4. What is my favorite novel of all time?
a. Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut -
b. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller - thedexter, dvl, Sandra, belle,
c. The Stand by Stephen King - Jonnie,
d. Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me by Richard Farina -

5. What suburb of Detroit did I grow up in?
a. Warren - Jonnie,
b. Center Line -
c. Roseville - Sandra, belle,
d. Fraser - thedexter,
e. No answer - dvl,

6. What branch of the armed forces did I serve in?
a. Army - thedexter, Jonnie,
b. Air Force - dvl, Sandra, belle,
c. Coast Guard -
d. Navy -

7. What college did I graduate from?
a. Oakland University -
b. Michigan State University - Jonnie, dvl,
c. Wayne State University - thedexter,
d. Eastern Michigan University - Sandra,
e. Chris Burke University - belle,

8. What is my middle name?
a. Vincent - thedexter, Jonnie, Sandra,
b. Vernon -
c. Vance - dvl, belle,
d. Victor -

9. Who was my favorite super hero?
a. Spiderman - dvl,
b. Superman - thedexter, Sandra, belle,
c. Flash -
d. J'onn J'onzz the Martian Manhunter - Jonnie,

10. Which computer accessory DON'T I have?
a. Scanner - thedexter, belle,
b. Printer - Sandra,
c. External hard drive - Jonnie, dvl,
d. Web cam -

11. How much do I pay the kid next door to mow my lawn?
a. 10 dollars - Jonnie, dvl,
b. 15 dollars - Sandra,
c. 20 dollars -
d. 25 dollars - thedexter,
e. you don't pay him, starr jones does... she pays him in REALLY WIDE SHOES - belle,

12. What do I have tattooed on my back?
a. Calvin taking a piss -
b. Bettie Page winking - thedexter, belle,
c. Chinese symbol for peace -
d. A rose - Jonnie, dvl, Sandra,

13. Who is falsely rumored to be my father?
a. George Superman Reeves -
b. Marlon Brando -
c. John Wayne - dvl, Sandra, belle,
d. Harry Truman - thedexter, Jonnie,

14. Which Looney Tunes character do I most identify with?
a. Bugs Bunny - Jonnie,
b. Daffy Duck - dvl,
c. Sylvester the Cat - thedexter, belle,
d. Wiley Coyote - Sandra,

15. Which dead rock star did I see in concert?
a. Jim Morrison -
b. Jimi Hendrix - Jonnie,
c. Janis Joplin - thedexter, Sandra,
d. George Harrison - dvl,
f. Tommy Page - belle,

Boz's Choice

2005-09-11T11:53:00.000-07:00

1. What year did I graduate from high school?
a. 1967
b. 1968
c. 1969
d. I didn't, I got a GED

2. What is Mother Boz's first name?
a. Martha
b. Amanda
c. Margaret
d. Helen

3. How many brothers and or sisters do I have?
a. I'm an only child
b. Two sisters
c. Two brothers
d. A brother and a sister

4. What is my favorite novel of all time?
a. Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
b. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
c. The Stand by Stephen King
d. Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me by Richard Farina

5. What suburb of Detroit did I grow up in?
a. Warren
b. Center Line
c. Roseville
d. Fraser

6. What branch of the armed forces did I serve in?
a. Army
b. Air Force
c. Coast Guard
d. Navy

7. What college did I graduate from?
a. Oakland University
b. Michigan State University
c. Wayne State University
d. Eastern Michigan University

8. What is my middle name?
a. Vincent
b. Vernon
c. Vance
d. Victor

9. Who was my favorite super hero?
a. Spiderman
b. Superman
c. Flash
d. J'onn J'onzz the Martian Manhunter

10. Which computer accessory DON'T I have?
a. Scanner
b. Printer
c. External hard drive
d. Web cam

11. How much do I pay the kid next door to mow my lawn?
a. 10 dollars
b. 15 dollars
c. 20 dollars
d. 25 dollars

12. What do I have tattooed on my back?
a. Calvin taking a piss
b. Bettie Page winking
c. Chinese symbol for peace
d. A rose

13. Who is falsely rumored to be my father?
a. George Superman Reeves
b. Marlon Brando
c. John Wayne
d. Harry Truman

14. Which Looney Tunes character do I most identify with?
a. Bugs Bunny
b. Daffy Duck
c. Sylvester the Cat
d. Wiley Coyote

15. Which dead rock star did I see in concert?
a. Jim Morrison
b. Jimi Hendrix
c. Janis Joplin
d. George Harrison