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Boz's Brickbats: A Compilation of Humorous, Satirical, and Novelty Songs

Volume One
1. Hockey Monkey - James Kochalka
2. Martian Hop - The Ran-Dels
3. Leader of the Laundromat - The Detergents
4. Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
5. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Camp Granada) - Alan Sherman
6. Witch Doctor - David Seville
7. Can Blue Men Sing The Whites - Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band
8. Basketball Jones - Cheech & Chong featuring Tyrone Shoelaces
9. I'm A Hog For You Baby - The Coasters
10. Cover Of The Rolling Stone - Dr. Hook And The Medicine Show
11. Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsel
12. Who Put The Benzedrinde In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine - Harry the Hipster Gordon
13. Shaving Cream - Benny Bell
14. Flower Punk - The Mothers Of Invention
15. They're Coming To Take Me Away - Napolean the XIV
16. Baby Let Me Bang Your Box - Hank Ballard and the Midnighters
17. Troglodyte - The Jimmy Castor Bunch
18. Let It All Hang Out - The Hombres
19. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor - Lonnie Donegan
20. Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
21. Licks Off Of Records - Martin Mull
22. Mister Spaceman - The Holy Modal Rounders
23. Are You A Boy, Or Are You A Girl - The Barbarians
24. Rednecks - Randy Newman
25. Disco Duck - Rick Dees
26. Chug-A-Lug - Roger Miller
27. The Mouse - Soupy Sales
28. Western Movies - The Olympics
29 CB Savage - Rod Hart


Volume Two
1. Please Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
2. My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
3. Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb - Connie Stevens and Ed "Kookie" Byrnes
4. Tans Shoes With Pink Shoelaces - Dodie Stevens
5. Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
6. Alley Oop - The Hollywood Argyles
7. Borneo - Jim Kweskin Jug Band
8. Don't Bogart That Joint - Fraternity of Man
9. Stranded In The Jungle - The Cadets
10. The Belle Of Avenue A - The Fugs
11. The Curley Shuffle - Jump In The Saddle Band
12. Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland
13. Seven Little Girls Sittin' In The Backseat - Paul Evans and the Curls
14. Charlie on the MTA - The Kingston Trio
15. Beep Beep - The Playmates
16. Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
17. Political Science - Randy Newman
18. Ahab The Arab - Ray Stevens
19. The Rodeo Song - Chris LeDoux
20. Constipation Blues - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
21. King Tut - Steve Martin
22. Along Came Jones - The Coasters
23. Short Shorts - The Royal Teens
24. Brand New Key - Melanie
25. Three Little Fishies - Kay Kayser Orchestra
26. My Name Is Larry - Wild Man Fisher

Answers to Boz's Choice

1. What year did I graduate from high school?
a. 1967 - Jonnie, dvl,
b. 1968 - thedexter, Sandra,
c. 1969 - belle,
d. I didn't, I got a GED -

2. What is Mother Boz's first name?
a. Martha -
b. Amanda -
c. Margaret - thedexter, Jonnie, dvl, Sandra, belle,
d. Helen -

3. How many brothers and or sisters do I have?
a. I'm an only child -
b. Two sisters - thedexter, Jonnie, dvl, Sandra, belle,
c. Two brothers -
d. A brother and a sister -

4. What is my favorite novel of all time?
a. Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut -
b. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller - thedexter, dvl, Sandra, belle,
c. The Stand by Stephen King - Jonnie,
d. Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me by Richard Farina -

5. What suburb of Detroit did I grow up in?
a. Warren - Jonnie,
b. Center Line -
c. Roseville - Sandra, belle,
d. Fraser - thedexter,
e. No answer - dvl,

6. What branch of the armed forces did I serve in?
a. Army - thedexter, Jonnie,
b. Air Force - dvl, Sandra, belle,
c. Coast Guard -
d. Navy -

7. What college did I graduate from?
a. Oakland University -
b. Michigan State University - Jonnie, dvl,
c. Wayne State University - thedexter,
d. Eastern Michigan University - Sandra,
e. Chris Burke University - belle,

8. What is my middle name?
a. Vincent - thedexter, Jonnie, Sandra,
b. Vernon -
c. Vance - dvl, belle,
d. Victor -

9. Who was my favorite super hero?
a. Spiderman - dvl,
b. Superman - thedexter, Sandra, belle,
c. Flash -
d. J'onn J'onzz the Martian Manhunter - Jonnie,


10. Which computer accessory DON'T I have?
a. Scanner - thedexter, belle,
b. Printer - Sandra,
c. External hard drive - Jonnie, dvl,
d. Web cam -

11. How much do I pay the kid next door to mow my lawn?
a. 10 dollars - Jonnie, dvl,
b. 15 dollars - Sandra,
c. 20 dollars -
d. 25 dollars - thedexter,
e. you don't pay him, starr jones does... she pays him in REALLY WIDE SHOES - belle,


12. What do I have tattooed on my back?
a. Calvin taking a piss -
b. Bettie Page winking - thedexter, belle,
c. Chinese symbol for peace -
d. A rose - Jonnie, dvl, Sandra,


13. Who is falsely rumored to be my father?
a. George Superman Reeves -
b. Marlon Brando -
c. John Wayne - dvl, Sandra, belle,
d. Harry Truman - thedexter, Jonnie,


14. Which Looney Tunes character do I most identify with?
a. Bugs Bunny - Jonnie,
b. Daffy Duck - dvl,
c. Sylvester the Cat - thedexter, belle,
d. Wiley Coyote - Sandra,

15. Which dead rock star did I see in concert?
a. Jim Morrison -
b. Jimi Hendrix - Jonnie,
c. Janis Joplin - thedexter, Sandra,
d. George Harrison - dvl,
f. Tommy Page - belle,

Boz's Choice

1. What year did I graduate from high school?
a. 1967
b. 1968
c. 1969
d. I didn't, I got a GED

2. What is Mother Boz's first name?
a. Martha
b. Amanda
c. Margaret
d. Helen

3. How many brothers and or sisters do I have?
a. I'm an only child
b. Two sisters
c. Two brothers
d. A brother and a sister

4. What is my favorite novel of all time?
a. Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
b. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
c. The Stand by Stephen King
d. Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me by Richard Farina

5. What suburb of Detroit did I grow up in?
a. Warren
b. Center Line
c. Roseville
d. Fraser

6. What branch of the armed forces did I serve in?
a. Army
b. Air Force
c. Coast Guard
d. Navy

7. What college did I graduate from?
a. Oakland University
b. Michigan State University
c. Wayne State University
d. Eastern Michigan University

8. What is my middle name?
a. Vincent
b. Vernon
c. Vance
d. Victor

9. Who was my favorite super hero?
a. Spiderman
b. Superman
c. Flash
d. J'onn J'onzz the Martian Manhunter

10. Which computer accessory DON'T I have?
a. Scanner
b. Printer
c. External hard drive
d. Web cam

11. How much do I pay the kid next door to mow my lawn?
a. 10 dollars
b. 15 dollars
c. 20 dollars
d. 25 dollars

12. What do I have tattooed on my back?
a. Calvin taking a piss
b. Bettie Page winking
c. Chinese symbol for peace
d. A rose

13. Who is falsely rumored to be my father?
a. George Superman Reeves
b. Marlon Brando
c. John Wayne
d. Harry Truman

14. Which Looney Tunes character do I most identify with?
a. Bugs Bunny
b. Daffy Duck
c. Sylvester the Cat
d. Wiley Coyote

15. Which dead rock star did I see in concert?
a. Jim Morrison
b. Jimi Hendrix
c. Janis Joplin
d. George Harrison